but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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