She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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