I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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