this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
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