My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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