Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
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