help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
The adults are the big ones right?
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