You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
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