office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
so let's talk penis.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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