That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Randomize
