Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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