Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
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