Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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