problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I would like to be the first to explain to you that if you've woken up with bruised knuckles this morning, it's because last night you tried climbing out of our car window and into the drive through window at maccas. The cashier chick freaked out and slammed the window on you and beat you around the head with her headset thingy.
Shittttttt.
Be not ashamed. It was youtube-worthy.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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