you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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