she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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