My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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