Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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