He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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