Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
50% drunk capacity currently
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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