This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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