I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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