we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
Randomize
