The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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