Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
