The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
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