make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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