We got so high we made milksteak
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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