My pussy is not your playground.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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