google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Randomize
