Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
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