How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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