I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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