Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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