If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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