The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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