Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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