Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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