Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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