I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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