ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
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