The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
Randomize