We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
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