I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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