Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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