Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Send help, water and tortillas.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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