David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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