This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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