haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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