youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Randomize