Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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