you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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