My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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