we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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