How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
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